Lesbian Dating 101
An introduction to Lesbian dating in a woke world
Valentine’s Day has come and gone, but for lesbians still looking for love, here is a guide on how to navigate dating in a woke world.
Here are the rules that you must follow or else!
Your needs and comfort are not important. It doesn’t matter who you fancy, what your type is or what you’re looking for. You MUST keep an open mind to every possibility. You MUST ignore your own innate sexuality and biological needs. You MUST ignore your own trauma. You MUST ignore your own boundaries.
You WILL suck the girldick or else! It doesn’t matter if you don’t want to. It doesn’t matter if every instinct you have is telling you not to. It doesn’t matter if you’re not attracted to penis, or if the thought of one makes you as dry as the Sahara. You must pretend that the girldick is somehow different to a man’s penis or else. YOU WILL SUCK THE GIRLDICK OR ELSE!
If you dare to question why you should suck the girldick then you are a bigot. No questions are allowed. No refusals are allowed.
You must accept being called gendered slurs if you dare to talk about your sexuality and how it doesn’t include men or a penis.
You are a fantasy object for trans identified males and you will submit to these fantasies or else. Your rejection of their advances hurts them so don’t reject them. It doesn’t matter that your homosexuality makes it impossible for you to be attracted to males. It doesn’t matter that their entitlement makes you feel uncomfortable and unsafe. You are a fantasy object for trans identified males and you will comply.
Discussing female biology is problematic. Discussing your attraction to female bodies is problematic. You must normalise that biology is fake news. You must accept that women have penises.
Sound good? No? I didn’t think so. This is what lesbians are facing and nobody but us is speaking up. Lesbophobia is real and it is normalised. If you are reading this and you believe it’s wrong for lesbians to be forced into forgoing their own needs and true sexuality to please insecure men, then please stand with us. We cannot do this alone anymore.
